You thought I would write about the Oscars? Everyone who reads this blog already watched them. Here are the nominees for the worst movies of last year (winners to be announced April Fools Day). Adam Sandler is the big, er, loser here with 11 nominations, a record. The two that I saw are linked.
Worst Picture
Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
Jack & Jill
New Year's Eve
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I
Worst Director (ditto, except Dugan has a second credit)
Michael Bay, Transformers
Tom Brady, Bucky Larson
Bill Condon, Twilight
Dennis Dugan, (2) Jack & Jill and Just Go with It
Garry Marshall, New Year's Eve
Worst Actor
Russell Brand, Arthur
Nicolas Cage, (3 movies) Drive Angry 3D, Season of the Witch, and Trespass
Taylor Lautner, (2) Abduction and Twilight
Adam Sandler, (2) Jack & Jill and Just Go with It
Nick Swardson, Bucky Larson
Worst Actress:
Martin Lawrence, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin: The Undefeated
Sarah Jessica Parker, (2) I Don't Know How She Does It and New Year's Eve
Adam Sandler, Jack & Jill
Kristen Stewart, Twilight
Worst Supporting Actor
Patrick Dempsey, Transformers
James Franco, Your Highness
Ken Jeong, (4) Big Mommas, Hangover II, Transformers, Zookeeper
Al Pacino, Jack & Jill
Swardson, (2) Jack & Jill and Just Go with It
Worst Supporting Actress
Katie Holmes, Jack & Jill
Brandon T. Jackson, Big Mommas
Nicole Kidman, Just Go with It
David Spade, Jack & Jill
The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), Transformers (I'm guessing you had to be there to get it)
Worst Screen Ensemble (exactly the same as Worst Picture)
Bucky Larson
Jack & Jill
New Year's Eve
Transformers
Twilight
Worst Screenplay (exactly the same as Worst Picture)
Bucky Larson
Jack & Jill
New Year's Eve
Transformers
Twilight
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel
Arthur (remake)
Bucky Larson (rip-off of Boogie Nights and A Star is Born)
The Hangover II (both a sequel and a remake)
Jack & Jill (remake/rip-off of Ed Woods' Glen or Glenda)
Twilight (sequel)
Worst Screen Couple
Nicolas Cage & anyone sharing the screen with him in any of his three 2011 movies
Shia LeBoeuf & the Underwear Model, Transformers
Sandler & either Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker, Just Go with It
Sandler & either Holmes, Pacino, or Sandler, Jack & Jill
Stewart & either Lautner or Robert Pattinson, Twilight
You, too, can vote for the worst movies of the year by joining up at the Razzies website. For those hiding under rocks, look at Oscar.com for the list of winners and other fun stuff and then check out this video of Sacha Baron Cohen in character on the red carpet promoting his next movie The Dictator.
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