Rule #25 (first published December 12, 2021)
In a movie or TV show, someone walks into a house and immediately starts hollering the name of a family member or roommate. Often the family member or roommate is not there and often there's a bad reason why not. But what really gets me is, THAT'S SO RUDE! I would never do that yelling and would not be pleased if someone walked into my house and started yelling for me.
After a parent says good night to her/his kid in the kid's room, the parent will have one hand on the door when the kid will speak up about an important topic.
Rule #23 (May 29, 2019)
Jack has come up with this rule. Characters frequently just order "a beer" without specifying the brand. He would never do that! UPDATE: a friend told me that in some countries a bar might serve only one brand of beer.
Rule #22 (January 18, 2018)
Any scene of the Vietnam War will be accompanied by danceable pop music recognizable to most baby boomers and many others.
Rule #21 (June 21, 2017)
If a movie is set anywhere in France outside of Paris or Cannes, there will be a road lined with tall trees on both sides.
Rule #20 (June 21, 2017)
If a movie is set in London, we will see Big Ben, London Bridge, and/or Buckingham Palace and the guards.
Rule #19 (November 29, 2015)
In a movie about newspapers, there will be at least one shot of the giant printing presses rolling off all the papers. Jack and I love these soon-to-be nostalgic sequences.
Rule #18 (November 8, 2015)
Someone says a name and the other person immediately knows how to spell it. Today in one movie the other person wrote down "Conn," when to my ear it could easily have been Kahan, Kahn, Khan, Cahn, etc.
Rule #17 (July 19, 2015)
Someone who knocks on a hotel room door is not housekeeping nor room service, even if he or she pretends to be. Thanks to Jodi for the suggestion.
Rule #16 (September 2, 2014)
The only one to stay after class to talk to the teacher or professor is the star of the show. This courtesy of Jack, a veteran of the classroom.
Rule #15 (October 7, 2013)
When a villain is responsible for an explosion, the camera shows him/her in the foreground walking toward the camera with the explosion in the background, and the villain seldom reacts to the loud noise.
Rule #14 (September 3, 2012)
When a modern character jumps in the water, there is almost never any consequence to the cell phone that he or she is undoubtedly carrying.
Rule #13 (February 6, 2012)
As an ex-smoker I can tell when people have actually inhaled and when they're faking. They're usually faking. You can tell by the way the smoke drifts out of their mouths instead of being blown in plumes or rings (my friends loved making smoke rings--I didn't smoke long enough to get good at it). And then, 19 times out of twenty, when an onscreen smoker stubs a cigarette into an ashtray, s/he doesn't finish the job, leaving it smoldering. Another reason to be grateful we don't have smell-o-vision.
Rule #12 (November 21, 2011)
On screen, driving the wrong way on a crowded street, freeway, sidewalk, or even through a parade, causes honking, swerving, screaming, running, but almost never a quick crash or fatality. Please, please, PLEASE do not test my theory!
Rule #11 (October 14, 2011)
A character rings the doorbell or knocks, and someone is there within 5 seconds, no matter how big the house or apartment. If it's longer than that, no one is home. Jack's corollary: if it's longer than that, someone is inside dead or dying. Try counting the seconds next time you're watching something.
Rule #10 (November 28, 2010)
When a character is driving, s/he usually finds a parking place right in front of the destination. Also known as the Doris Day Parking Spot (thank you Dan, I had never heard of it put that way). The only time I ever heard my atheist mother pray was when she was driving us in New York City (which could cause some passengers to look to their own deities) in the 50's and 60's. Searching for a parking place, she would chant, "I'm God's perfect child," repeatedly, until gleefully finding an available spot.
Rule #9 (October 31, 2010)
Zooming in on a computer image usually delivers a sharp, recognizable picture, even though that seldom happens on my screen.
Rule #8 (May 21, 2010)
If a character is supposed to be unsophisticated, maybe even a hick, he or she will frequently hail from Ohio. In the Grey's Anatomy season finale last night, one character, an intern at Seattle Grace Hospital, said she was from Columbus (a bustling city and the state capital), and was the daughter of a teacher and a "corn farmer."
Rule #7 (May 4, 2010)
In a movie, turn on a computer and it boots up immediately. Copy a file and it zips by, blazing fast. Hook one gadget to another, and the correct cable is always there. Every now and then, it will take way too long instead, but usually, it's unrealistically cooperative.
Rule #6 (April 5, 2010)
When a character is watching a news item on TV that concerns him or her greatly, that character will usually switch off the TV before the news item is finished.
Rule #5 (March 23, 2010)
In a movie, the wait staff seldom clears the glasses or bottles from the table, leaving them lined up so that the audience can count them (to see how drunk the characters are by any given time).
Rule #4 (March 13, 2010)
In a movie, if a woman faints, she is probably pregnant. If she throws up, and didn't drink to excess just before, she is definitely pregnant.
Rule #3 (November 30, 2009)
Any movie located in New York City will have a shot of the lead actor walking on a crowded sidewalk, looking all the more crowded by the use of a zoom lens that makes the other people seem closer and reduces the depth of field, or sharpness around the actor.
Rule #2 (March 15, 2009)
If a film or a scene is set in Paris, the Eiffel Tower will be visible from at least one location.
Rule #1 (January 12, 2009)
A character who coughs in a movie will be dead by the beginning of the credits. Over 99% of the time.
Jack has come up with this rule. Characters frequently just order "a beer" without specifying the brand. He would never do that! UPDATE: a friend told me that in some countries a bar might serve only one brand of beer.
Rule #22 (January 18, 2018)
Any scene of the Vietnam War will be accompanied by danceable pop music recognizable to most baby boomers and many others.
Rule #21 (June 21, 2017)
If a movie is set anywhere in France outside of Paris or Cannes, there will be a road lined with tall trees on both sides.
Rule #20 (June 21, 2017)
If a movie is set in London, we will see Big Ben, London Bridge, and/or Buckingham Palace and the guards.
Rule #19 (November 29, 2015)
In a movie about newspapers, there will be at least one shot of the giant printing presses rolling off all the papers. Jack and I love these soon-to-be nostalgic sequences.
Rule #18 (November 8, 2015)
Someone says a name and the other person immediately knows how to spell it. Today in one movie the other person wrote down "Conn," when to my ear it could easily have been Kahan, Kahn, Khan, Cahn, etc.
Rule #17 (July 19, 2015)
Someone who knocks on a hotel room door is not housekeeping nor room service, even if he or she pretends to be. Thanks to Jodi for the suggestion.
Rule #16 (September 2, 2014)
The only one to stay after class to talk to the teacher or professor is the star of the show. This courtesy of Jack, a veteran of the classroom.
Rule #15 (October 7, 2013)
When a villain is responsible for an explosion, the camera shows him/her in the foreground walking toward the camera with the explosion in the background, and the villain seldom reacts to the loud noise.
Rule #14 (September 3, 2012)
When a modern character jumps in the water, there is almost never any consequence to the cell phone that he or she is undoubtedly carrying.
Rule #13 (February 6, 2012)
As an ex-smoker I can tell when people have actually inhaled and when they're faking. They're usually faking. You can tell by the way the smoke drifts out of their mouths instead of being blown in plumes or rings (my friends loved making smoke rings--I didn't smoke long enough to get good at it). And then, 19 times out of twenty, when an onscreen smoker stubs a cigarette into an ashtray, s/he doesn't finish the job, leaving it smoldering. Another reason to be grateful we don't have smell-o-vision.
Rule #12 (November 21, 2011)
On screen, driving the wrong way on a crowded street, freeway, sidewalk, or even through a parade, causes honking, swerving, screaming, running, but almost never a quick crash or fatality. Please, please, PLEASE do not test my theory!
Rule #11 (October 14, 2011)
A character rings the doorbell or knocks, and someone is there within 5 seconds, no matter how big the house or apartment. If it's longer than that, no one is home. Jack's corollary: if it's longer than that, someone is inside dead or dying. Try counting the seconds next time you're watching something.
Rule #10 (November 28, 2010)
When a character is driving, s/he usually finds a parking place right in front of the destination. Also known as the Doris Day Parking Spot (thank you Dan, I had never heard of it put that way). The only time I ever heard my atheist mother pray was when she was driving us in New York City (which could cause some passengers to look to their own deities) in the 50's and 60's. Searching for a parking place, she would chant, "I'm God's perfect child," repeatedly, until gleefully finding an available spot.
Rule #9 (October 31, 2010)
Zooming in on a computer image usually delivers a sharp, recognizable picture, even though that seldom happens on my screen.
Rule #8 (May 21, 2010)
If a character is supposed to be unsophisticated, maybe even a hick, he or she will frequently hail from Ohio. In the Grey's Anatomy season finale last night, one character, an intern at Seattle Grace Hospital, said she was from Columbus (a bustling city and the state capital), and was the daughter of a teacher and a "corn farmer."
Rule #7 (May 4, 2010)
In a movie, turn on a computer and it boots up immediately. Copy a file and it zips by, blazing fast. Hook one gadget to another, and the correct cable is always there. Every now and then, it will take way too long instead, but usually, it's unrealistically cooperative.
Rule #6 (April 5, 2010)
When a character is watching a news item on TV that concerns him or her greatly, that character will usually switch off the TV before the news item is finished.
Rule #5 (March 23, 2010)
In a movie, the wait staff seldom clears the glasses or bottles from the table, leaving them lined up so that the audience can count them (to see how drunk the characters are by any given time).
Rule #4 (March 13, 2010)
In a movie, if a woman faints, she is probably pregnant. If she throws up, and didn't drink to excess just before, she is definitely pregnant.
Rule #3 (November 30, 2009)
Any movie located in New York City will have a shot of the lead actor walking on a crowded sidewalk, looking all the more crowded by the use of a zoom lens that makes the other people seem closer and reduces the depth of field, or sharpness around the actor.
Rule #2 (March 15, 2009)
If a film or a scene is set in Paris, the Eiffel Tower will be visible from at least one location.
Rule #1 (January 12, 2009)
A character who coughs in a movie will be dead by the beginning of the credits. Over 99% of the time.
I love this list and watch for these theatrical devices all the time now.
ReplyDeleteHa! These are so true!
ReplyDeleteJust found this list. I didn't think I was the first to think of them...https://www.cinelinx.com/movie-news/movie-stuff/the-50-most-annoying-movie-cliches-part-one/
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