30th Annual Razzie Nominations for worst movies of 2009

Winners of the Golden Raspberry Awards, AKA The Razzies, will be announced Saturday, March 6, the night before the Oscars.

Worst Picture:
•All About Steve
•G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
•Land of the Lost
•Old Dogs
•Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (AKA Trannies, Too)

Worst Actor:
•All three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience
•Will Ferrell, Land Of The Lost
•Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
•Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
•John Travolta, Old Dogs

Worst Actress:
•Beyonce, Obsessed
•Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
•Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
•Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Trannies, Too
•Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Worst Supporting Actor:
•Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
•Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
•Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
•Jorma Taccone (As Cha-Ka), Land Of The Lost
•Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe

Worst Supporting Actress:
•Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
•Ali Larter, Obsessed
•Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe
•Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
•Julie White (as Mom), Trannies, Too

Worst Screen Couple:
•Any two (or more) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience
•Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
•Will Ferrell & any co-star, creature or “comic riff,” Land of the Lost
•Shia LaBeouf & either Megan Fox or any transformer, Trannies, Too
•Kristen Stewart & either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel (Combined Category for 2009):
•G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
•Land of the Lost
•Pink Panther 2 (A rip-off of a sequel to a remake)
•Trannies, Too
•Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director:
•Michael Bay, Trannies, Too
•Walt Becker, Old Dogs
•Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
•Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe
•Phil Traill, All About Steve

Worst Screenplay:
•All About Steve, Screenplay by Kim Barker
•G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe® Characters
•Land of the Lost, Written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV Series
•Trannies, Too, Written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, Based on Hasbro’s Transformers action figures
•Twilight Saga: New Moon, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer

Worst Picture of the Decade (Three Special 30th Razzie-Versary Awardz) (Special Category!):
•Battlefield Earth (2000), Nominated for 10 Razzies® / “Winner” of 8, (including Worst Drama of our first 25 Yrs)
•Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Nominated for 9 Razzies® / “Winner” of 5
•Gigli (2003), Nominated for 10 Razzies® / “Winner” of 7, (including Worst Comedy of our first 25 Yrs)
•I Know Who Killed Me (2007), Nominated for 9 Razzies® / “Winner” of 8
•Swept Away (2002), Nominated for 9 Razzies® / “Winner” of 5

Worst Actor of the Decade:
•Ben Affleck, Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 Razzies®, Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor, Surviving Christmas
•Eddie Murphy, Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 Razzies®, Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit, Showtime
•Mike Myers, Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 Razzies®, Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru
•Rob Schneider, Nominated For 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 Razzie®, The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo, Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Little Man, Little Nicky
•John Travolta, Nominated For 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 Razzies®, Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs, Swordfish

Worst Actress of the Decade
•Mariah Carey, The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade:, 70+% of All Votes for Worst Actress of 2001, Glitter
•Paris Hilton, Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 Razzies®, The Hottie & The Nottie, House of Whacks, Repo: The Genetic Opera
•Lindsay Lohan, Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 Razzies®, Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck
•Jennifer Lopez, Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 Razzies®, Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-In-Law, The Wedding Planner
•Madonna, Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 Razzies®, Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away

Of the 57 movies referenced here, I think I've seen 11, maybe 12, and am here to tell the tale.

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